The Nigerian Peter Crouch

[Rivron]

Actually, he looks better than Crouch. Why am I not surprised that Stoke are in for him. Maybe Pulis will be in for Dawson next so he can lump it up to Crouch......or, er.......'Crouch'.

Stoke transfer gossip: Michael Uchebo 6ft 8in striker dubbed Nigerian Peter Crouch in on trial - Transfer News - MirrorFootball.co.uk

[ctw01]

One is more than enough .

[THFCWill]

Isn't Lacina Traore 6"9? Lol!!!

[Rivron]

Christ, maybe Stoke should try and buy him and go for a 4-3-3.

[BigDub]

Long throws and two huge strikers. Disgusting....

[spursmatt]

They may aswell just buy samba while they're at it

[Jammy_Jae]

Lucuna Traore is/was the man in Football Manager.

[US_Spurs_Fan]

Wow... he looks even skinnier than Crouchie. A bit more coordinated as well though.

[Reserrved]

seriously despise stoke

[jd1882]

Peter Crouch Mk2?? Playing in the Dutch Eredivisie

6ft 7 21yr with only 6 months left on his contract, currently on trial at Stoke...Sign him up Harry

[BlueCrew LA]

Merged....

.... And no thanks. We've finally started playing football that IMO really fits our squad. Fluid up front attractive football, signing another beanpole is the last thing I want.

[BigDub]

Papa Bouba Diop will be next. Stoke will raid the spammers for a 33 year old....

[gary_human]

Peter Crouch Mk2?? Playing in the Dutch Eredivisie

6ft 7 21yr with only 6 months left on his contract, currently on trial at Stoke...Sign him up Harry

Are Stoke City thinking of re-branding themselves as Stoke Giants?!! That video makes for strangely mesmerising viewing. The back heel by Uchebo's team mate at 3.58 is sublime lol!

[gary_human]

This thread title has got to win thread title of the year award btw.