NEW BALE SONG!!!!

[Dan the Mighty Yid]

I think you'll all agree that G Bale deserves a proper song.....

This was thought up whilst trying to study.... much more fun... tell me what u all think.... open to suggestions/changes....

To the tune of Yellow Submarine - Beatles

In the town of Cardiff,
There lived a boy who dreamed a dream,
And then 1 day his dream came true,
He lived in London like me and you,
He may be Welsh but we don't care,
He makes you stand there, stand and stare,
He plays for the biggest club,
Tottenham Hotspur,
The 1 I love!!!

We all love you, Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,

We all adore you, Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,

No one can stop you, Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,

You scored against the ars****, Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,

And against the Chelski, Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,

We all hate the ars****, Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,

Wenger is a fiddler, Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,

Cambell likes cock, Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,
Gareth Gareth Bale,

And so on.........

[edmonds44]

thats well long maybe just the chorus!

[SirBillyNick]

If I'm honest, it's very long

[Heroes]

Why a Beatles song and not a Rolling Stones song?

[Spurs4life93]

Too long.

It will neva get anywhere unfortunatley.

[Heroes]

We can record it and sell it on itunes? I'm asking for a 5% cut though since it's my idea.

[edmonds44]

We can record it and sell it on itunes? I'm asking for a 5% cut though since it's my idea.

nice little earner there you'll get about 2p

[Heroes]

nice little earner there you'll get about 2p

Fom a million sales, yes, you're right

[P UNIT 1980]

Whats that tune out of the beetle juice movie.

"Come mr carry man carry me bananna", yeah that one!!! (dunno if they are even the actual words).

anyway

to that tune


Daaaaaaaaaaaa-o
Baaaaaaaaaaaale.
Me say Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-o
Gareth Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale.
Day light come and me want go home
Bale run and they wana go home!!!

[SirBillyNick]

I think it's come Mr Tally man, Tally me bananas.

YouTube - Beetlejuice - Day-o (Banana Boat Song)

[edmonds44]

Daaaaaaaaaaaa-o
Baaaaaaaaaaaale.
Me say Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-o
Gareth Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale.
Day light come and me want go home
Bale run and they wana go home!!!

I like this I really think it should be used!!!

[Irish Yid Pavlyuchenko]

Good effort mate.

[weirddave]

Whats that tune out of the beetle juice movie.

"Come mr carry man carry me bananna", yeah that one!!! (dunno if they are even the actual words).

anyway

to that tune


Daaaaaaaaaaaa-o
Baaaaaaaaaaaale.
Me say Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-o
Gareth Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale.
Day light come and me want go home
Bale run and they wana go home!!!

Ummmmmmm. No.

[weirddave]

How about:

BAAALE. Woooah
BAAALE. Woooah
We got him on the cheap
While Giggs was sh*gging sheep

[P UNIT 1980]

Ummmmmmm. No.

Why............