New cryptic from POTL

[Yido28]

There has been a new cryptic from our friend POTL! He has posted the word 'sunflower'?? I know he is full of crap, but what would your guess be on who he is on about?

[thfcshady27]

The honey monster?

[Rev John Ripsher]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[basskadet]

Probably "Yellow" again I'd imagine.



Although, playing the "cryptic" game, maybe we're selling Rafa . . . now how did I come to that conclusion? (answer found below)







































Solution: "Sunflowers" is the most famous painting by Dutch artist "Van" Gogh (pronounced "Go")


Dutchman "Van" der Vaart to Go (Gogh) . . .

[BlueCrew LA]

One of the regions of the world most commonly associated with Sunflowers is Tuscany.



So if he's talking about a player from a Tuscan club. The biggest clubs in the region are...

Fiorentina - Jojo or Montilivo (pass)
Siena - Brkic - Doesn't make sense to buy him now.
Empoli - Great club but most of their players only amount to prospects for us.

Unless he's talking about a Tuscan player, Chiellini is the only one who comes to mind.

OR, he could be winding us up, again. He talked in code all last window and the player turned out to be Leandro. No reason to talk in code about him.

[BlueCrew LA]

Why did we close this thread.

Re-opened for banter purposes.

[Havocc]

Dutch painting, not selling Dutch but buying Dutch.

Could it be that striker? What's his name? We had a long thread about him............

[IH8GOONS]

^ you wouldn't be talking about klass jan now would you?

[Havocc]

I think we should call him voldemort, no ones dares to speak his name!!!!!

[gabrielconroy]

"Sunflowers" = Van Gogh = famous for painting in oil = "he's no oil painting" (famous phrase) = Rooney?

[Rev John Ripsher]

^ you wouldn't be talking about klass jan now would you?

You wanna be binned ? lol

[Havocc]

"Sunflowers" = Van Gogh = famous for painting in oil = "he's no oil painting" (famous phrase) = Rooney?

Tevez?? He's a handsome chap

[Yidington]

I think I've cracked it!!!!!

POTL says: "Sunflower"



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well from Sunflowers we get.... Sunflower Oil.





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Now Oil obviously means "Oil of Olay". For the non metro-sexual fellas on here, it means this shit:







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Now Olay must link into.... Ole Gunnar Solskjaer







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Solskjaer is famously (?) from Kristiansund in Norway.







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Norway clearly is an interpretation of somebody saying something like "No Way" using the fine Geordie accent (gibberish).







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Geordie's obviously live in Newcastle & if you've ever had the displeasure of watching this shite (Geordie Shore):







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You'll know they refer to pulling the opposite sex as "Tashin on"








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Now "Tashin" blatantly is a link to Moustache









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and I don't see any other conclusion than us signing this wantaway, prolific, PL proven striker:



















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[IH8GOONS]

that was hilarious @Yidington

[Yidington]

that was hilarious @Yidington

Sherlock aint got shit on me lol