John Terry's Mum Pinched For Shoplifting.

**falco50** · 28-03-2009, 09:31 AM

John Terry's mum....The Grand Dame of Chav!
Bet she buys/steals all her jewellery from Aldi (Lidl is probably a bit too upmarket for her)
John Terry...couldn't have happened to a bigger fool.

***thfcire*** · 28-03-2009, 09:52 AM

what a pity we have played them twice already,im sure the fans are lining up to give him dogs abuse cant wait to hear the chants ha ha

***P UNIT 1980*** · 28-03-2009, 09:57 AM

To the tune of "My old man's a dustman"

OOHHHHHHHHHHHH

JT'S MUMS A PIKEY
SHE SHOPLIFTS FROM TESCO
SOME SAY THAT SHE'S A PROZZIE
AND IT'S 5 POUND FOR A BLOW!!!

Copyright p unit 1980

**kevfball63** · 28-03-2009, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by P UNIT 1980

To the tune of "My old man's a dustman"

OOHHHHHHHHHHHH

JT'S MUMS A PIKEY
SHE SHOPLIFTS FROM TESCO
SOME SAY THAT SHE'S A PROZZIE
AND IT'S 5 POUND FOR A BLOW!!!

Man that is SO funny , and i think that will still be around next season - i'm gonna text all the lads to get it circulated .

***P UNIT 1980*** · 28-03-2009, 10:24 AM

Shame we aint got to beat them again soon as this would be hilarious!!!

**kevfball63** · 28-03-2009, 10:31 AM

Good review's coming back on this one P-UNIT

***P UNIT 1980*** · 28-03-2009, 10:33 AM

Thanks mate.

Mate I cant believe the Luka Modric one didnt take off I thought it was deadly!!!

**falco50** · 28-03-2009, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by P UNIT 1980

To the tune of "My old man's a dustman"

SOME SAY THAT SHE'S A PROZZIE
AND IT'S 5 POUND FOR A BLOW!!!

Copyright p unit 1980

She gives blokes a fiver for a blow!?

***P UNIT 1980*** · 28-03-2009, 10:35 AM

Who have the chavs got next?

Would be nice to spread the word to their supporters.

**kevfball63** · 28-03-2009, 10:38 AM

Newcastle , but do you want them to get the credit for it

***P UNIT 1980*** · 28-03-2009, 10:40 AM

Kev did the Luka one get a response on the teraces?

**kevfball63** · 28-03-2009, 10:50 AM

It did ok but i think they were waiting for him to score , then it went ok against the chavs cos he scored . I know a lot of Newcastle season ticket holders that i visit regularly - when we play them its a 3 day bender in whitley bay , last time i ended up in hospital when i came home cos i drunk too much . Anyways if your happy for them to have the credit for singing it first then there will be at least 50 of them circulating it .

Its your call just give the go ahead .

**LLOYDY** · 28-03-2009, 08:15 PM

looooooooooool the best news i have heard all week............how embarrasing for terry though

***P UNIT 1980*** · 28-03-2009, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by kevfball63

It did ok but i think they were waiting for him to score , then it went ok against the chavs cos he scored . I know a lot of Newcastle season ticket holders that i visit regularly - when we play them its a 3 day bender in whitley bay , last time i ended up in hospital when i came home cos i drunk too much . Anyways if your happy for them to have the credit for singing it first then there will be at least 50 of them circulating it .

Its your call just give the go ahead .

Course it is mate!!!

We will all know where it started!!!

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

**kevfball63** · 29-03-2009, 09:33 AM

Ok lets hope its on the TV = so yo can see you good work take its toll , mate i reckon his team mates will be laughing so much they could end up gettin turned over .

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