New David Bentley & Pavlyuchenko Chants

***basskadet*** · 11-11-2008, 11:28 PM

How about:

Tears the pitch up
Smack Modric Up
he'll stitch you up
Smack Modric up

(to the Prodigy's 'Smack my ***** up')

Not bad that, I'm quite proud of myself! I just thought of that off the top of my head. I reckon if they played the tune over the loudspeakers at WHL while all us Yids sung those lyrics over the top, Modric would come out & just beat everyone up!

Oh, the irony! Do you think footballers understand irony?

**TorontoFC** · 14-11-2008, 12:05 AM

LOL the Modric chant is HILARIOUS!!!

Here are a few PAVA chats:

"For every Pava goal
We take a shot of VOD-KA!
Who needs Berbatov
We got SUPER MOS-KVA!"

or

a quick, punchy tongue roller:

"SuperPava Spurski is a Super Ruski
Every time he scores we drink a Super Brewski"

or

"GO GO GO GO BOO-RAH-TEE-NO"

"BURATINO is Pava's nickname in all of Russia and it's
pronounced "BOO-RAH-TEE-NO". It's the Russian version of
Italian Pinocchio. They gave him that name years ago because he's tall
and "made of wood"...as in - his teammates do all the work and all he does
is stick his "wooden legs" out and score goals.

This is the picture of a Russian Pinocchio

The Russian usually sing it like that:

"Skazhite Kak Evo Zovut.....*pause* BOO [clap clap clap-clap-clap] RAH [clap clap clap-clap-clap] TEE [clap clap clap-clap-clap] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[extended]
then quickly:
"BOO-RAH-TEE-NO"
*wave* WOOOOOOOO

translation:

"TELL US WHAT IS HIS NAME....*pause* BU...RA...TI...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[extended]

these are pretty much ex-Spartak chants and chants used during Russian national team games.

**spn1** · 14-11-2008, 09:52 AM

TorontoFC lies through one's teeth

**Maxim** · 14-11-2008, 05:14 PM

2 TorontoFC...
Apropos BURATINO - an unsuccessful joke...
Do not offend the player!

**Essex Spurs** · 14-11-2008, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by Maxim

Agree, but it was simply the example. In any case I think that in English language there are enough words which associate with Russia and come to an end on "оv" or "оf"

Does this mean that the words piezov and ferkov originated in Russia.

**maysun** · 14-11-2008, 09:42 PM

TorontoFc, wow nicely put, in Russia we often call him "derevo" which means wooden, but in general we do like roma, may be he lacks speed, technigue and dexterity, but he scores quite a lot

**VancouverSpur** · 14-11-2008, 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by NELLY

New one for Bentley after "THAT" goal.

Manure sing it for Rooney. (the tune of Defoe iza yido)

I saw my mate, the other day
He said to me he saw the white Pele,
So i asked, who is he,
He goes by the name of David Bentley
David Bentley, David Bentley, He goes by the name of David Bentley

You are a genius!

Loving Pavlyuchenkos song as well...

**TorontoFC** · 15-11-2008, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by spn1

TorontoFC lies through one's teeth

LOOOOOOOL!

alright, you caught me. but you have to admit, everyone outside of Spartak fans calls him "Buratino" for obvious reasons. he's been getting better though, i'll give you that.

and Spartakfan, the joke was pretty successfull

i'm sorry, i'm just trying to get you mad....i have to. you know why?
because

**cracker jack ivy** · 16-11-2008, 05:31 AM

Love these both! I need to get my ass to White Hart Lane and wear out my voice...

**staffordatthelane** · 17-02-2009, 02:04 AM

i've been trying to think of something good for pavlyuchenko, nothing fits his name though.

theres the chant that manure sing about their world champion diver ronaldo, 'viva ronaldo', which just about fits pavs name in. the words i got were,

PAVLYUCHENKO!
PAVLYUCHENKO!
KNOCKS ANOTHER GOAL IN,
BETTER THAN ARSHAVIN!
PAVLYUCHENKO!

what you reckon?

**ausspur11** · 19-02-2009, 08:25 PM

i love the bentley one lol

**archibald lopez** · 19-02-2009, 08:51 PM

YouTube - Pavlyuchenko Songs (talkSPORT)
check out from from 1 minute.41 secs

**paul turner** · 20-02-2009, 03:16 PM

pav ones are not bentley

thats all his done he says hes a yid i dont think so, since he has been at spurs he has not perfpormed as he did at blackburn

so
bentley bently get to f---k
get to f--k
get to f--k
bentley bentley get to f--k
you are truely not a yid

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