424style (16-03-2010)
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I once ate magic mushrooms and thought I was in a cross between the Truman Show and the Simpsons. Everyone was yellow and I thought they were just actors working secretly around me. Paranoid times indeed... Great post, excellent English, credit to ya.
424style (16-03-2010)
What about yer man Ossie Ardiles? He had just won the World Cup with Argentina & could've gone to any of the biggest clubs in Europe. Maradona going to Napoli was pretty major, but he still went to what was 1 of the biggest leagues in the world at the time. Nobody played in England in those days, & Ossie was pre-Maradona even!
Even if Ossie had chosen England, it would be very unlikely he'd pick Spurs, I don't think he had ever heard of us! Spurs used to be a big English team, sure, but when Ossie arrived we had only just been promoted back into the top division. We didn't have much money at all & no real recent success to point to.
Ricky Villa was the same, a World Cup winner who came to Spurs (with Ossie) altho he went back to Argentina after a few years (basically because if the Falkland's War). Ossie saw out almost his entire career at Tottenham!
As I said, we had only just won our place back in the top flight when they arrived in 1978. In his time at Spurs we won 2 FA Cups, reached a further FA Cup final & we won the UEFA Cup!!
Jan Vertonghen!
Vertonghen is his name!
Spurs will never ever-ever,!
lose again!
COYSAFOYS
Heroes (16-03-2010)
Another Argentinian...a running theme here...shame they can't back off when it comes to our Falkland Island
Ok, someone requested funny stories, heres one:
I had played football manager the whole summer of 2006 and when the season opener against Bolton away drew closer I became sure that God was showing me the results to come through football manager. I won 5-1 away against Bolton in FM with Berbatov scoring a hattrick. I was convinced that the result from the game would turn out the same in real life. I have this psychosis that I believe that people can hear what I think so I tried not to think about the result as I wanted to keep it to myself. Come Saturday and I went to the bookies to gamble on the result but on the way there I was trying to not think of the result so others wouldnt bet on the game and win. I walked around thinking Bolton Spurs 2-3...or was it 4-1 etc. Splashed a decent sum on us winning 5-1 and was convinced id win a lot of cash. Came home and watched the game and we lost 2-0, I was devastated. Apparently God doesnt speak to me through FM, what a dissapointment LOL. Still think about it from time to time and laugh about it. I also had a friend over watching the game and he just thought I was crazy.
Justice (16-03-2010),Heroes (16-03-2010),P UNIT 1980 (16-03-2010),Yid04Life (16-03-2010)
God, i remember that game. Campo scored a screamer didn't he?
EDIT: here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebvh05N1ggA
OMG mate i actually shed a tear reading that.
Mate soooooooooo funny.
I want to be your friend you would be hysterical. Infact i would be a shit friend as i woudl just piss my self laughing at you. Soz.
LMFAO!!!
Im not offended, I live by the principle that if I can get someone laughing ive done something good. I like to entertain my friends and am something of a clown. Cant think of anything funny to write but when I remember something funny ill post it in this thread.
What does LMFAO stand for?
Justice (16-03-2010),P UNIT 1980 (16-03-2010)
laugh my fvcking arse off
That is an awesome story mate. Especially the bit where you are thinking fake results in case someone hears your thoughts, classic.
424style (16-03-2010)
after reading about your illness i felt i should retract what i said but i wont lol ... oh ok then just a bit of it... im not in a position to give you any advice but seeing as i thought you might be some kind of speed freak lol i thought my post was relevant
p.s the footballing side of your 1st post was a great read and i look forward to the next midicine induced post![]()
On the subject of betting, any hot tips for Cheltenham?
I did my brain petty good at a Grateful Dead concert back in '82, and was actually inthe process of screwing it up pretty good just before that. Had a lot of the paranoia:
newspapers published about me, then cleaned up before I came along
all my friends were FBI agents studying me "hmm, they look alot older than 17 or 18 now that I think about it"
my parents were aliens
when the baseball players would confer at the pitchers mound they were talking about me "fvckers!"
mindreading device in my stereo - i would hear it click just after I turned it off, before falling asleep, and that was the ESP device turning on (actually it was a component cooling off)
yes I was Jesus, or the AntiChrist, depending on my mood, I guess (hell if I know)
Long and short of it, don't do LSD and then read the bible.
I've been clean and sober ever since, however, since I don't have the ability to stop once started...
Zen meditation helped alot, among many other things.
My name is Captain Obvious, and I'm here to help.
Great original post and stories, I think I'll stick to medicating with reefer though.
Commiserations on your condition(s)...but you weren't clear about it when casually dropping the speed qualification. Either way you make several good points, but sweep over the more salient issues.....Maradona was one of, if not the, great players! He was also a cheating ass-hole that hoovered up Colombian marching powder....I don't really give a rat's ass what social choices he makes now he's retired, but how are we to know that your great hero of the people wasn't ingesting all manner of performance enhancing boosters, when he played against England?
I'v always had a cynical view for Maradonas actions and his motivation.
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