Thread: Wayne Rooney

Originally Posted by boo

i'm with iconic drei (spelled right this time : ) ) on this one, screw him and his new hairdo. he has a pushchair crawlers mentality!



there are options here..:

1- you stay in the family and keep all your fingers

2- you pay around 7~10,000.000 yen to leave the family and keep all your fingers

3- you just quit the family and they chop one of your little fingers off

I at least hope that Ferguson demanded Yubitsume of Rooney after last time.


Actually, thinking about it, I'd rather he cut his hair than his finger off, he looks absolutely ridiculous with it.