Have you missed me? - blame the Pik**s

[DorsetSpursFan]

Batsrad thieving bastrad pik**s (I can say half of the word without being called a racist - but Mr @thfcire can say it all) stole the fcuking telephone cables down here so I have been deprived of the internet for nearly a week. You'd think someone would notice 2 fcuking kilometres of 400 strand cable being loaded onto a fcuking caravan wouldn't you? Batsrads should be strung up by the bollox using the cable they nicked!

[jonspurs]

Heard about that on the news mate, how they managed to nick all that without anyone seeing I don't know!

Welcome back!

[liam]

Good to have you back.

WTF are they going to do with the cable?

[SuperSpur]

It's a precious metal.. It sells for good money..

[thfcire]

Your half Irish mate call them pikey cnuts if u want lol

[Fatboyyid]

I thought it had gone a bit quiet

[DorsetSpursFan]

Your half Irish mate call them pikey cnuts if u want lol

True, but I've never worked out which half! Definitely the 'thirsty' half. I never pretend to be anything other than English, I was born here and apart from occasional visits to Limerick to have holy water splashed in my face and be told I was bound for hell by a very old granny when I was really young didn't get much 'Irish' growing up. As sure as I'm sitting here typing this, I hate those chaps who say they are Irish because their great-great-great grandfather used to eat bacon and cabbage in the 'old country'- you know the ones I mean!

I'm waffling again! Anyway, I think we can probably all call them pikeys because Thikipedia says: Pikey is a pejorative slang term used mainly in the United Kingdom to refer to people of low social class. My mum used to be very polite she used to call them Tinkers when she told them to shove their lucky heather up their tinker arseholes!

[liam]

True, but I've never worked out which half! Definitely the 'thirsty' half. I never pretend to be anything other than English, I was born here and apart from occasional visits to Limerick to have holy water splashed in my face and be told I was bound for hell by a very old granny when I was really young didn't get much 'Irish' growing up. As sure as I'm sitting here typing this, I hate those chaps who say they are Irish because their great-great-great grandfather used to eat bacon and cabbage in the 'old country'- you know the ones I mean!

I'm waffling again! Anyway, I think we can probably all call them pikeys because Thikipedia says: Pikey is a pejorative slang term used mainly in the United Kingdom to refer to people of low social class. My mum used to be very polite she used to call them Tinkers when she told them to shove their lucky heather up their tinker arseholes!

I know the one's, they do my head in to. I'm like you, never pretend to be anything other than English, even when Irish people go "oh what a lovely irish name you have there", my grandfather was irish but I was born and bred here so how can I be anything but English....

[thfcire]

Unlucky lads lol , oh btw we don't call them pikeys here we can them knackers

[liam]

Unlucky lads lol , oh btw we don't call them pikeys here we can them knackers

My housemate is from Dublin, he calls them Knackers... Feckin Knackers

[thfcire]

My housemate is from Dublin, he calls them Knackers... Feckin Knackers

Yeah there's much more of them here, I know English people think its not a problem here but believe me they're a fooking nightmare here ,they built them little estates with houses in them do they're not camping on the side of the road and the cnuts still ain't happy, they're trying to get classed as something different to Irish as they claim to be descended from a roving Indian tribe I hope it goes through because the cnuts give us a bad name. They have their own schools here and wouldn't hang around with us settled people as they call us, yeah I'm settled because I don't shite in a bucket fooking pricks

[ctw01]

Last week or so , a gang stole working cable that fed a hospital in South Wales, it meant that important equipment stopped working and they had to cancel possible life saving operations there, unbelievable these people, oh and welcome back mate.

[DorsetSpursFan]

Travelling to Holland? Here's a useful phrase "Ik heb de pest aan pikeys" - funnily enough Bablyon says that means "I have the plague of pikeys" - that will do I suppose!

[Glenjamin]

fook the lot of ya!! I needed the damn cable to make a swing...OK! mwaha

[thfcire]

Never forget the bastards robbing my dog , had to go down and fight one of them to get it back, big red faced fooker with a forehead like a runway, he's a tip if you ever have to fight a pikey kick him in the bollox they fight fair and like to box do fight dirty and when they say that's not fair you say I didn't know there was rules.they had my dog tied to a lamppost with fishing wire and I cried my lamps out carrying her home