Guy: I tried my best in the match yesterday. I shouted, I cried, I laughed. I emptied my guts.
I think I donít have feelings anymore.
Koala: Without feelings? Listen to this.
Song: Iím blind, Iím tiny and I run slow.
I always wanted to love and be loved.
But my wife keeps me in bed with her plush toys while she loves somebody else.
Koala is my name and miserable my surname.
Because of being hairy I bleed when I shave.
When I jump my rotula dislocates without reason.
When I love deeply my heart shatters.
I like masked superheros. I guess Iím a damn midget full of complexes.
If all this wasnít enough, I got another big problem.
When Iím happy I look like a ****ing idiot.
Girl chorus: Poor animal with 42 centimeters of unhappiness.
Koala: Were you moved?
Claim: GETAFE. Empty of feelings. Until next season.