Who's the most famous person you've ever met?
sat beside dennis taylor on an airport bus once does that count??
suppose joey dunlop but i dont really class him as famous since he lived down the road from me!
spent my fair share of time in airports so was always seeing famous people i just never had the balls to approach any!
u can interview any person in the world dead or alive who would u choose and wat one question would u ask?
well i guess it would have to be my man em!
one question? thats easy......encore!.....wat the fook were u thinking???
if u could travel back in time where/when would u go to?
the wild west.....id want to ride with billy the kids gang.....i know it aint as glamorous as the movies make out but in my head it all happend like it did in the young guns films!
of course tho id take out pat garrett before he became a snake in the grass!
then id most probably kill the kid so i could be the coolest mofo in the west!
One thing in your life you wish you hadnt done ?
fooking hell where do i start! i aint gonna say i have no regrets cause there are a lot of things i wish id never done or done differently, most of them drink fuelled! i went through some shit and if it hadnt been for the fact i have a family who give a fook about me id either be banged up or worm food! they dragged me outta so much crap and ill never be able to repay them for that!
i know u all think im a really top class chap (note the sarcasm) but i was a proper coont to people i should have been better to....so yea that would be my main regret but fook me i have a fair few!
u can have one night with any women who would it be?
(checks over his shoulder to make sure the missus aint lookin) ive never been into the glamorous types much, i prefer the cute and quirky ladies so for me zooey deschanel is stunning!
i hear u say "who the fook is she" google it ffs i cant be arsed putting a pic up!
failing that angelina jolie will have to do i suppose!
What can you remember as your funniest moment on and around the forum.
well theres always gonna be a similiar answer to this question...the evil clown! wat a fooking nutter taht guy was and no doubt he is in a padded cell somewhere as we speak!
some of the best times on the forum tho are wen a few people have had a drink and let fly (mentioning no names) but as far as im concerned its not the moments that make this place hilarious at times but the characters that are around to keep us entertained! there is never a dull moment whether it be a mass love in or ripping each others throats out!
oh and ahmed from turkey lol classic!
What's your favourite Eminem song?
if u were to ask me my top 10 faves it would change on a weekly basis but my number one has stayed the same through a long time....rock bottom from the slim shady lp....it just totally epitomises wat the guy is about coming from fook all to being one of the most talented rappers on the planet....love him or hate him respect u gotta give him!
Do you own a vest.............at all?
i did wen i was about 5 my mum made me wear them....i was embarrassed to wear it then and would be embarrassed to wear one now....each to there own i guess! someones gotta think they are cool or all those vest making factories would have to close down!!!!
do you think being a nordie has held you back in life??
haha fook no.....it has learnt me to expect the unexpected and never raise ur expectations too high.....hence why im extremely pessimistic about wed night and have avoided most of the match chat for fear of being lynched by justin.....just like the mancs are gonna lynch him!
do you have a love hate relationship with nundy,or is it just hate????
ahhh my good friend nundy!
to be honest it was pure hate at tje start...the fooker did everything to piss me off and he knew it was working so he kept pushing!
to be fair tho i have a soft spot for the wally these days....call it a fools pardon if u like!
il never forgive him for starting the questions idea then abandoning it after one week and lumbering me with it!!
the day will come wen ill get my chance to ban nundy and that ladies and gentlemen will be a fine day for me!(only a temp ban tho!)
how much to paint my house????
il do it for free mate....im sure i have some red white and blue paint about somewhere! ill even get IYP to help!
who do u want to be next in the firing line?
its gotta be the man i now consider to be the gentleman of the forum since slim isnt about much....hes a quiet lad who never gets involved in arguments much but wen he gets the mod face on he can be a vicious fooker......take a bow berby!