New Chant

[weirddave]

A new chant from me. Hopeful it will be sung at WHL this weekend if enough people see it:

Tune - 'See-Saw'.

See Saw, Woody and Daws
At defending, they're masters.
They f*ck up centre-forwards each day.
Because they're more talented and faster.

If you don't like, fair enough.
If you do - This is why I call myself 'Weird Dave'. A derivative of Weird Al.

[basskadet]

Try this one for size. Me & my mates made it up the other day & we were singing it in the pub during the England game.

You sing it to the tune of "If I Were a Rich Man" from Fiddler On The Roof


Sing-a-song for Tottenham
Yiddo-Yiddo-Yiddo, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum
We all hate the sh*tty sh*tty scum
but we f*cking love Tottenham!

Its quite good fun singing it after you've had a few!

[ditch and burn]

Here's a few I've been working on. More limerics than chants tho. Let me know what you think?

There was a young chap from Brazil
who came blessed with talent and skill
despite the odd blunder
he never went under
and now keeps opponents to nill

There was a young fella named Ekotto
whose shooting was rather a lotto
with locks like a skunk
or a pimp-daddy punk
his hairdresser may well have been blotto

There was a young chappie named King
whose knee was a delicate thing
he'd pop into Faces
on a regular basis
and leave boozed up, covered in bling

There once was a guy named Jermaine
who played for the team at the Lane
whilst far from consistant
his fans were insistant
of his 'Jenias' footballing brain

There was a young geezer called Aaron
whose crossing for years was quite baron
but this year infact
he's bucked up his act
with precision for Keane, Pav and Darren

There was a small Croat called Mod
whose features were remarkably odd
yet when taking the field
great skills would he yield
a twenty first century Hodd

There was an ol' striker called Keane
to whom Rafa was awfully mean
stuck on the bench
his fist in a clench
what happened to "living the dream"?

There once was a young lad named Bent
whose intentions were always well meant
but the fans they did titter
when Bent missed a sitter
and a taxi for Sandra was sent

[basskadet]

Nice 1 ditch. I probably won't be singing them down the nuclear sub but they're good for a laugh. The last one is the best!

[grandgramparabbi]

There once was a boy named Corluka
Who everyone said was a looker.
They hired a girl who liked Arse
and she tried to teach him to parse.
But all that he did was to fook her.

[grandgramparabbi]

Kudos and a little hommage of my own to ditch:

There was a tall chap named Woodgate
For tackles always a bit late
But he went to Spain
And fried out his brain
And now all his tackles are straight

[costa_9_2]

Funny songs guys wouldn't sing them in sydney

[SAspursfan]

Nice 1 Ditch-burn. (Ted was my hero, when i was a kid)

[basskadet]

Hey Luka you're so fine
you're so fine you blow our minds
Hey Luka
Hey Luka

[P UNIT 1980]

Lads I cant believe the Bob the Builder didnt take off......

Luka Modric
can he score it?
Luka Modric
yes he can!!!

[basskadet]

Probably cos Luka's scoring hasn't really taken off! lol

Maybe he would hit the target more if we did sing it? He should have scored again last weekend when he went thru on goal against Rovers. He had time to shoot & I thought he was gonna but instead he opted for an extra touch & the defenders got back.

[ditch and burn]

Thanks gents. I've come up with three more:

There once was a Croat named Charlie
an artist like Rembrandt or Dali
with the ball as his brush
he seldom did rush
for his legs were more Lada than Harley.

There was a Honduran named Will
whose tackling largely was brill
but a ref-er-ee's madness
caused Wilson great sadnesss
and from there the game went downhill.

There was a fine fellow, Woodgate
whose de-fen-sive prowess was great
like a sly, cunnning fox
He'd pop up in the box
witha match winning header quite late.

[ditch and burn]

there was an old pe named Wing-er
who beckoned young boys with his finger
with a hand full of sweets
and a bag full of treats
at playgrounds and school gates he'd linger

[jeremija444]

Nice, ditch. Really nice

Hit the spot with Wilson and Charlie. All of them are good actually.

[basskadet]

There was a young lad who liked Arsenal
Till the day that he learned to play football
Down the Emirates he went
To state his intent
That now he's a Yid they can swivel