Took this of todays Guardians' "The Fiver"... made me laff.
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Once Sir Alex Ferguson has finished compiling a dossier of rival
managers, referees, and FA and Premier League officials who he
believes to be responsible for eight of his defenders being knacked
for Saturday's FA Cup fourth round tie against Tottenham Hotspur
Under-11s, he'll decide whether to play Darren Fletcher or a
cardboard cut-out of Denis Irwin as a makeshift right-back.
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QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Undoubtedly Tottenham will be selecting a team from their first-team squad" - an FA suit responds to Harry Redknapp's promise that he will field "the weakest team I can possibly find" in the FA Cup at Manchester United this weekend. Does the FA ever actually take anything in?
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