New David Bentley & Pavlyuchenko Chants

[basskadet]

Here are some lyrics to some new chants I've seen/heard since the Arsenal game. They're both sung to the tune of the "English Civil War" by the Clash (Liverpool's Torres chant):

For Pav:

Roman came here from Spartak Moscow, Moscow
To play for Tottenham in attack, Yiddo, Yiddo!
Best Russian Import since Smirnoff
& Who the f*** is Berbatov?

Pavlyu-chenko Tottenham's Number 9.
Na na nana nana nana nana nana
Na na nana nana nana na na nana
Nana nana nana nana nana nana
Na Pavlyu-chenko Tottenham's number 9!

and for Bentley:

He scored that goal against the scum, Hurrah! Hurrah!
From 40 yards he beat Almu-ni-a, Hurrah!
We always knew he was a yid
even when he was a kid
David Bentley Tottenham's number 5!

Na na nana nana nana nana nana
Na na nana nana nana na na nana
Nana nana nana nana nana nana
Na David Bentley Tottenham's number 5!

[Essex Spurs]

For Bently's goal,
What's that going over your head, is it a football is it a football?

[basskadet]

To "My old man's a dustman":

Pava is a yiddo
He's a Yiddish Soviet,
He got the ball
'gainst Liverpool
& he stuck n the net!

[Eighteen82]

For Bently's goal,
What's that going over your head, is it a football is it a football?

Haha nice one! Liking the Pavlyuchenko one as well.

[NELLY]

Like the Bentley one but not too sure on pava's song!!

[NELLY]

New one for Bentley after "THAT" goal.

Manure sing it for Rooney. (the tune of Defoe iza yido)

I saw my mate, the other day
He said to me he saw the white Pele,
So i asked, who is he,
He goes by the name of David Bentley
David Bentley, David Bentley, He goes by the name of David Bentley

[Maxim]

Roman came here from Spartak Moscow, Moscow
To play for Tottenham in attack, Yiddo, Yiddo!
Best Russian Import since Smirnoff
& Who the f*** is Berbatov?

Smirnoff??? Why Russian can associate only with vodka? Isn't that so? How about Kanchelskis? Remember him? I understand, he played for the MU, but it was so a long time!

[Eighteen82]

Smirnoff??? Why Russian can associate only with vodka? Isn't that so? How about Kanchelskis? Remember him? I understand, he played for the MU, but it was so a long time!

Well Kanchelskis doesn't exactly rhyme with Berbatov does it?

[basskadet]

Smirnoff??? Why Russian can associate only with vodka? Isn't that so? How about Kanchelskis? Remember him? I understand, he played for the MU, but it was so a long time!

I didn't write it, I just heard it & passed it on. Its just the way things are in football songs.

[Maxim]

Agree, but it was simply the example. In any case I think that in English language there are enough words which associate with Russia and come to an end on "оv" or "оf"

[Maxim]

In any case, it is pleasant to read songs about the native football player, written in other country. Respect.

[basskadet]

Yeah but its supposed to be simplistic & slightly preconceived. I guess its English humour. Its exactly because its such an obvious thing to say that it gets said.

Just thank god you never heard our song for Lee Young-Pyo!

[Maxim]

You assume, what the song should not be such simplified?...
Excuse, it is difficult to translate some things. I think in Russian.

[Essex Spurs]

Yeah but its supposed to be simplistic & slightly preconceived. I guess its English humour. Its exactly because its such an obvious thing to say that it gets said.

Just thank god you never heard our song for Lee Young-Pyo!

Maxim buddy take note of the quote. We've always had humourous songs. It's part of what being a Spurs fan is about. It's something we're proud of.

[LLOYDY]

kool i have not heard them as yet, going to the lane in december will listen out for the chants............... do we have one for luka modric'