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Ok, I know all of you are very upset...Kinda normal must admit...But what would you do if you could do anything to the team...
Sacking Ramos SPAM is not needed in this post due to all those other posts, he isnt on the pitch shooting, this is a team problem!
We dominated Hull, but recieved one, maybe goal of the year award...
This may seem fairly simple, but having a new striker, and english striker, imo, would get us the goals we need.
One who has experiance in the prem. I couldn't care less if hes payed 120k£ a week or 40m£ for transfer fees, we have the money ot pay him.
So I have thought of 2 players who could really do the trick.
Owen or Rooney.
Coooome oooon yoooou spuuuurs, cooome ooon yooou spuuurs.
There is 101 threads just like this.
Roney wouldn't come to us and is totally unrealistic. There is sweet FA we can do about our lack of strikers atm. We just need to play 4-4-2 with our best team and hope the strikers do the business.
sack everyone .
"The great fallacy is that the game is first and foremost about winning. It's nothing of the kind. The game is about glory. It's about doing things in style, with a flourish, about going out and beating the other lot, not waiting for them to die of boredom."
-Danny Blanchflower
Kinda harsh on Ramos I reckon, but I dont see how Rooney just can't happen.
Offer him 50m£ transfer and 140k£ a week wage (witch we can easyly pay) they will think about it.
Rooney may want a new challenge!
And Owen seems out of the picutre? Not talking about him, I reckon he could fit well in our team...
Coooome oooon yoooou spuuuurs, cooome ooon yooou spuuurs.
as coach - play the same names in the same formation, in the same system, week in and week out (except for injuries)
as a player - I would train harder, think harder, go see a shrink, anything to get my mojo back. I would watch video of great football matches, remember why i was a footballer, kick a football down the park with mates that arent footballers....
as a chairman . I would start lining up new managers with proven english Prem league experience. I would fire comolli and others in the board. I would try to relegate ramos to youth team coach (not fire him so i didnt spend 30million on a payout)
as a fan. I will call for the head of the chairman
as a journalist - I would write a factual piece about the downfall of a great club and blame a good but not great board. good is not good enough.
as a player - I will start looking for a new team in Jan... (forget all that above... thats what i want them to do.. this is what they will do)
as a coach, I will hang on as long as they keep paying the salary.
as a board - I will ignore the press and blame the manager.
I could go on
We-Cant-Sign-Players-Now.
Talking about who we could have or who we should have is totally pointless as there is nothing we can do about it.
As for saying Rooney may want a new challenge is kinda silly. Why would he want to move from a stabile club where he is settled and playing well. A club that regulary win trophies and are more likely the biggest club in the world to tottenham?
- United would not want to sell Rooney.
- He isn't worth 140k per week.
- He isn't worth 50million.
I just saw Belondon's post about sports psychologist and i really think its a good idea. There is an amazing sports Psychologist called 'Dr Bob Rotella'. I have read a few of his books and he is amazing. He gave me the confidence i needed through a book to play golf with confidence and he has helped many athletes achieve there full potential and ability.
i would look into getting Perkart back from southhampton if that is possible. maybe bringing a few young lads in from reserves or youth team. these younger lads might not have an issue with confidence that the rest of the team seem to have. what ever happened to that terry dixon did we let him go like we did with the rest of the strikers? anyway this could be forced on ramos because of pav's injury.
Buy a desk with one of those big red buttons that you have to turn a key in before you press it.
Or install a realy powerfull ejector seat so when Ramos sits his arse down we can f*ck him off into orbit.
Or Liquidate the clubs assets and clear my £220 overdraught.
Or buy a car with guns in the front and oil fings out the back.
Start a crazy religious cult and have the lane as a meca to all the followers and make them give us all their money, oh wait that s what us fans do anyway.
Get Lennox Lewis, Mike Tyson and Evandor Holifield to play up front on a rotational basis and knock a defender out every time they play.
I would have a statue of Levey shagging Comolly permanently sited at Tottenham Tip (Civic Amenities Site for all you politically correct nutters) with a sign saying 'Never before have so many been f#*ked about by so few!'
I would give as much money as needed to bring back Berbatov and Keane and get rid of Bent and Jenas. Then I would give Ramos a fair shot, until the end of the season to see what he can do with actual strikers.
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