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    Thread: The Kid Has It Sorted.

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      This will make you chuckle.
      This morning, I had a class of year 7 kids (11 - 12 year olds) We were looking at buildings in London and they were describing what they looked like from the air, We had the usual for the Girkin like 'Is that some sort of dildo?'
      When we got to the Emerates, one kid remarked 'F~$k me! It's an ash tray.' I had to discipline him so I sent him to the front of the dinner queue. Happy days. arty:

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      lol the kid done good!!!

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      Pucka, teachers pet from now on!!!

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      Quote Originally Posted by P UNIT 1980 View Post
      Pucka, teachers pet from now on!!!
      Of course. He now gets the honour of bringing me in a Mars Bar in the mornings.

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      World class comment! Pure class.
      Coooome oooon yoooou spuuuurs, cooome ooon yooou spuuurs.

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      That kid is spot on with its description ,its where all the fags sit . Sorry about that remark just thought i tell you that i am not homophopic .

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      lol, pretty sure there's more scum supporters than Spurs in the school where I work

      Didn't stop me putting up the big banner after the Carling Cup and pointing out they won nothing!!
      "It's no use just winning, we've got to win well."

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      There's more! And it's even better
      Today I had a class of year 10 kids (14 - 15 year olds). I explained about yesterday and showed them the google earth picture and asked them for their oppinion and here is the best quote.
      " Sir, it looks like a bed pan that you see on the Carry On films".
      Oh go to the top of the class young bloke. (We don't do house points at our school but if we did, it would be a mansion point.)

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      Essex.... you must be one hell of a teacher.... F the 3 R's, just as long as when they see the Ass-nal they feel like they wanna take a sh*t.

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