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My old man said be a Arsenal fan,
I said "**** off, bollocks you're a c*nt"
We took the North Bank in half a minute,
We took the the Shed with the Chelsea in it,
We Hammered the Hammers,
With carving knifes and spanners,
We taught the Millwall how to fight,
So I'll never be a Gunner,
Cos every c*nts a runner,
That's what I told my old man.
Who needs Lennon & McCartney when there is talent like this around....
Can't see anyone getting away with this one up the Lane these days!
The most amusing chant i've heard was at Boro away a few seasons back, and sadly wasnt from us.
The Boro fans burst out with the following:
"You are BO---ateng,
Always believe in your soul,
You have the power to know,
Your indestructable,
Always believe iiiiiiiiiiiiinnnn...
You are BO---ateng!!"
to George Boateng. Was thinking of busting out this at the Lane one day, but i will have to wait untill teh Prince actually does something useful. I could be in for a long wait, and might have to put this one to bed!
My favs have to come from the cup games recently against Cardiff and Southend
To Cardiff it was : Sheep Sheep Sheep Shaggers, over and over over again needless to say they were getting pretty fcuked off lol
To southend it was : Wheres ya caravan, wheres ya caravan!!!!
And : Just a town full of pikies, town full of pikies!!!!
Great atmos at both games
F*ck Stratford!!!!
Dont get to may games so I cant say I'm really up to speed with the Spurs chants. I go watching St. Helens Rugby League though ('egg chasing' to most of you guys probably!) and we've got some pretty whitty chants. Don't know if they've ever been adapted to fooy chants, or more to the point, whether our chants are adaptions of some fooy songs. Here's one for you though:
To 'my old mans a dustman'
Berbatov is magic, he wears a magic hat
and when he saw Tott-en-ham he said I fany that.
He wouldn't sign for Arsenal or Man U cuz they're sh*te
he signed for Tottenham and now were fu**in dynamite!
Ohhhh (repeat)
What d'you think? Would it catch on at Spurs ? Not likely!
I could list a load but I can't be bothered!
i also don't get to many games but whats the one which goes " if you know your history its enough to make your heart go......."
And if y'know your history,Originally Posted by markw
It's enough to make your heart go w-h-o-a,
We don't care what the other teams say,
What the hell do we care?
For we only know that there's gonna be a show,
And that Tottenham Hotspur will be there!
We might not always do it on the pitch, but our fans are pretty witty when it comes to chants and one of my faves (to the tune of Craig David/Artful Dodger's Re-re-wind]
Van-per-sie
When a girl says no, mo-lest-er.
Followed by,
Campbell loves Barrymore..
Or, [to tune of She'll Be Coming Round the Mountain]
We've got Ledley at the back
Singing, we've got Ledley at the back,
Singing, we;ve got Ledley, we've got Ledley, we;ve got Ledley at the back,
You can stick Sol Campbell up your arse...
There's Only One Arsene Wenger,
Only One Arsene Wenger!
With a Packet of Sweets,
And a Portuguese Tan,
Wenger's got Madeleine Mccann!
FPMSL Thats the best!!!
F*ck Stratford!!!!
whats the 'we will fight for ever more because of boxing day' one?
Hark now hear, the Tottenham sing, the Arsenal run away.
And we will fight for evermore, because of Boxing Day!
lol!
:5: :5: :5:
Lol the wenger one is the best i have heard for a while, hope it catches on,
CHEERSHark now hear, the Tottenham sing, the Arsenal run away.
And we will fight for evermore, because of Boxing Day!
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