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    Let's ask maths.

    Four scored today proving, using SCIENCE FACKED, that Crouch is three times better than JD.

    PC=3JD

    Now, it's also a SCIENCE FACKED that Pav is basically Crouch only shorter by a ratio of 1.07 and equal in every single other way (Pav's capacity to f**k the English language is offset by Pete's capacity to f**k Algerian **********s).

    So PC=1.07RP

    Therefore, Pav is 2.8 times the player Jermain is.

    To continue:

    Pav has scored 15 in 35 appearances for his international team, while Robbie Keane has 43 from 100, leaving both on a gpg ratio of 0.43!

    This means that, shockingly, even RK=2.8JD

    But wait! There's more troubling news for you sick, deluded, possibly closet racist JD fans...

    Even little Gio compares highly:

    Both players have played at four clubs, so let's use MATHEMATIC RIGOUR to calculate the average crowd these two pulled (by using the admittedly unrock-solid capacities: you could argue I'm being biased towards JD by assuming Bournemouth and Pompey sold out regularly!).

    GdS=47k
    JD=25.75k

    This results in GdS=1.82JD That's nearly twice as good!

    So, I think this clears up any misunderstanding, any loose conjecture and all the attendant name-calling and accusations of ignorance.

    Please bear in mind, this isn't just some ill-thought out crusade based on little more than my own petty prejudices; if you don't like the FACKS staring you in your bloodshot eye, don't blame me, BLAME SCIENCE. BLAME DEFOE. Just don't blame me, OK???

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    so how does that compare when Defoe scored more goals than Crouch last season?. . . ewww wait i promised i would not slag Crouch tonight so i'll repost tomorrow if i see this thread.

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    All makes sense to me. Thanks for showing your work.

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    Yeah, I'm with USpur - I understood all that and THFCire would turn that into a dissertation ha ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroesComesandGoes View Post
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    Yeah, I'm with USpur - I understood all that and THFCire would turn that into a dissertation ha ha ha
    nah mate i only ever get a starter and main course {hee heee}

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    OMFG... Why can't we just support ALL of our players? so what if on paper he's not as good as anyone else?

    I do believe that 'Arry is the manager (and a bloody good one at that) so I trust him in when he plays Defoe over Keane Pav Crouch or GDS...

    He puts of a Spurs shirt week in week out and tries his best for our club and what does he get in return... a ****e load of haters...

    I'm not even going to go into detail about how much time that took you for some pointless facts

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    """So, I think this clears up any misunderstanding, any loose conjecture and all the attendant name-calling and accusations of ignorance.

    Please bear in mind, this isn't just some ill-thought out crusade based on little more than my own petty prejudices; if you don't like the FACKS staring you in your bloodshot eye, don't blame me, BLAME SCIENCE. BLAME DEFOE. Just don't blame me, OK???[/QUOTE]"""""

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    I think that this well thought out pile of crap , masquerading as FACTS would have served all of us much better if you had used players from Spurs versus players from Arsenil ? Instead of having yet another snide dig at your own family .

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    Loooooooool edmunds I believe this to ba a piss take of the highest caliber!!!

    Funny as a mofo.

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    ........ You have to worry about the mental capacity of anyone who doesn't realise that there is some serious pulling of legs going on here ......

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    well sorry if it is? but come one thats gone into a serious amount of detail for a joke?

    I mean if that was said in a pub i would have got bored and walked off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rudi View Post
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    Let's ask maths.

    Four scored today proving, using SCIENCE FACKED, that Crouch is three times better than JD.

    PC=3JD

    Now, it's also a SCIENCE FACKED that Pav is basically Crouch only shorter by a ratio of 1.07 and equal in every single other way (Pav's capacity to f**k the English language is offset by Pete's capacity to f**k Algerian **********s).

    So PC=1.07RP

    Therefore, Pav is 2.8 times the player Jermain is.

    To continue:

    Pav has scored 15 in 35 appearances for his international team, while Robbie Keane has 43 from 100, leaving both on a gpg ratio of 0.43!

    This means that, shockingly, even RK=2.8JD

    But wait! There's more troubling news for you sick, deluded, possibly closet racist JD fans...

    Even little Gio compares highly:

    Both players have played at four clubs, so let's use MATHEMATIC RIGOUR to calculate the average crowd these two pulled (by using the admittedly unrock-solid capacities: you could argue I'm being biased towards JD by assuming Bournemouth and Pompey sold out regularly!).

    GdS=47k
    JD=25.75k

    This results in GdS=1.82JD That's nearly twice as good!

    So, I think this clears up any misunderstanding, any loose conjecture and all the attendant name-calling and accusations of ignorance.

    Please bear in mind, this isn't just some ill-thought out crusade based on little more than my own petty prejudices; if you don't like the FACKS staring you in your bloodshot eye, don't blame me, BLAME SCIENCE. BLAME DEFOE. Just don't blame me, OK???
    Clever........


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    Edit: never mind, life's too short.
    Last edited by rudi; 28-08-2010 at 02:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by edmonds44 View Post
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    well sorry if it is? but come one thats gone into a serious amount of detail for a joke?
    Bloody hell man, the detail is the point, it's a series of unconnected actual facts used to make a spurious assertion. And the time it took? Well I type with more than one finger so, y'know, I probably typed it faster than you read it out loud.

    I mean if that was said in a pub i would have got bored and walked off...
    Probably for the best; it appear to sail over your head anyway, wasting your time and mine...

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    Rudi, you're wasted here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrumSpur View Post
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    Rudi, you're wasted here!
    I'm wasted most places. I certainly was when I posted this thread...

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