HAi,from dubai,india,germany and currently japan.

[tottenhamhaihai]

well have been following the lilly whites for the past 13 years.am a businessman who travels a lotttttttttt.am currently in tokyo japan but not for long.Frankly dont like it here.Any ways talking about the spurs used to like watching them play under jol not so much under long ball harry.hoping to see them in the Big league soon{uefa}.cheers...


The following are actual products in Japan that have awful English mistranslations:

• "Discover Japanese People Alive in their Festivals!" (Japan Travel Bureau travel guide)
• Cookie Face (cosmetics)
• Salad Girl (more cosmetics)
• Skin clock for those wishing to become a dog (calendar)
• Naive Lady (toilet paper)
• The Goo (soup)
• Pork with fresh garbage (cabbage)
• Specialist in Deceased Children (diseased)
• Finest Moldy Cheese
• Liver Putty (Japanese SPAM)
• My Fanny Toilet Paper
• My Pee Diapers
• Nail Remover (nail polish remover)
• Pocari Sweat (beverage)

cant wait to leave..

Am actually a borussia dortmund fan but i love the way some of the english teams play.esp the north london clubs,Both arsenal and tottenham but of late i have seen both the teams struggle to play against long ball sides.i like to chat with fans from other clubs unfortunately i am often surronded by manu and chelsea fans who have no brains much like munich fans or the gifted 1's with half a brain like schlke fans.

[ctw01]

well have been following the lilly whites for the past 13 years.am a businessman who travels a lotttttttttt.am currently in tokyo japan but not for long.Frankly dont like it here.Any ways talking about the spurs used to like watching them play under jol not so much under long ball harry.hoping to see them in the Big league soon{uefa}.cheers...


The following are actual products in Japan that have awful English mistranslations:

• "Discover Japanese People Alive in their Festivals!" (Japan Travel Bureau travel guide)
• Cookie Face (cosmetics)
• Salad Girl (more cosmetics)
• Skin clock for those wishing to become a dog (calendar)
• Naive Lady (toilet paper)
• The Goo (soup)
• Pork with fresh garbage (cabbage)
• Specialist in Deceased Children (diseased)
• Finest Moldy Cheese
• Liver Putty (Japanese SPAM)
• My Fanny Toilet Paper
• My Pee Diapers
• Nail Remover (nail polish remover)
• Pocari Sweat (beverage)

cant wait to leave..

May I add one to your list its a Chinese translation from a hotel in Chengdu

Machinery of toast (toaster)

[Swanny]

Welcome mate you sound a lot of fun, enjoy.

[Havocc]

Hi,

My favourite translations are:

Small Horse - Ti Nee Po Ni
Wheres the burglar? - Whu yu hi ding?
You smell - Yu Stin Ki Pu

[stroud_jm]

hello and welcome. hope you enjoy the site.

[Javi]

Welcome! BTW could you get me some saint seiya stuff while your in japan?:P Enjoy the forum.

[SPURSRULE4LIFE]

hi and a massive warm welcome

enjoy the site mate

[Seajay]

Welcome to the forum, hope you enjoy it.
COYS


PS Many years ago Pepsi had a slogan, 'Come alive with Pepsi.' This was translated into Chinese as, 'Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.'

[Eighteen82]

Hey and welcome!

[BigDub]

hey and welcome to the forum. Enjoy.