After Saturday, here is the REAL England team to beat Spain and RULE Europe.

[Lonspurs]

Now here's the REAL England team to smash Spain and frighten the life out of Europe:

Hart

Kyle Walker Ledley King Michael Dawson Danny Rose


Scott Parker Tom Huddlestone Jake Livermore
(Capt.)

Aaron Lennon Wayne Rooney Jermain Defoe



Now I know what you're thinking here. Is he MAD? Has he been ridiculously BIASED?

Look guys, I HAD to include a couple of players from the Manchester area, and it was difficult to leave out Rooney even in spite of his disciplinary record.

I have quite unashamedly made Scott Parker the Captain. He was West Ham's most influential player for years, was man of the match when we played Spain on Saturday, and with just a handful of games for Spurs is fast becoming one of our legends.

Also, before he turned to professional football I was an avid reader of his Car Price Guide. In fact, if it wasn't for Scott I wouldn't have bought my first Skoda in 1986.

Sometimes, when I look at Football Management I wonder if I missed my true vocation even though only about half a dozen of you on this overrated blog will recognise the subtle genius of my incredible line-up.

Basically, assuming Ledders knees hold out, he and Daws can shore up the defence and nobody will win a ruddy ball in the air. Daws simply HAS to play, not only because he and Ledders complement each other, but because all the other centre-halves are racists.

I'll give you an example of this when I was behinds Daws in a London shoe shop:

Daws: Can I have a tin of boot polish please?
African shopkeeper: What colour would you like?
Daws: Er...... Any colour but brown.

A day later I was in the same shop behind John Terry.

JT: Can I have a tin of boot polish please?
African shopkeeper: What colour would you like?
JT: Golly, I'm not sure.
African shopkeeper: Oi! Who are you calling a golly?

See what I mean?

Anyway, back to the genius of the formation:
Kyle and Danny will take them apart on the wings. Scott and Jake will win all the tackles in midfield leaving Thud to spray the ball all over the park.

Then we've got Lennon flying into the penalty area to centre it for Rooney to play in Defoe.

They'll never hold us.

Simples.

SORTED.

That's all for now, I've got to get back to the bar.

[P UNIT 1980]

You are on drugs.





























That is all.

[gio 2008]

fook that most of our first team would get injured

[AmericanHotspur]

lol, must admit this one made me laugh. Would the manager be 'Arry Redknapp?

... Isn't deadly Ledley retired from international footy, though?

[grottim]

jesus christ all these wannabe gazzas are getting boring...

[Dancubus]

I don't understand the point of this.

[belondon]

oh god know. injury risk waaaay to hi for. send in the gooners. Spurs players get the WC final.

[S.L.R]

You should stay at the bar.

[bradders]

what this does show is how many decent English players spurs have, apart from that.


WHAT ARE YOU ON lol

[Billywhizz]

Close the door behind ya fella!

[1van]

Mad he is? Biased ridiculously been he has?
that team looks stronger then the bicycle repair man.. whos ready to smash the communists..

[grottim]

jesus christ all these wannabe gazzas are getting boring...

@1van ........

[1van]

@1van ........

i am glad you liked it.. there is more to come.. and just for you..

[BigDub]

Holy fooooooook

...i got nothing else

[Javi]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.