Arsenal Jokes

[chops85]

Lets all have a laugh at our rivals...

I'll start.

Gadaffi once had it all, and slowly watched his empire crumble, the trusted flee to opposition and now defense has collapsed.
Sorry, did I say Gadaffi?

I meant Wenger

[stuartthfc11]

Much as I hate both Wenger and Arscum im not gonna post any jokes about them just now :-( Im gonna wait until we beat them in the Derby. knock them out the cups and then finish in the top 4 at their expense.....Then believe me I will be taking the pi$$ out of them for a very long time, infact I may never stop smiling and laughing again lol.

Good joke tho

[skiathospurs]

Father christmas says to one of his elf helpers "I´m ****ing sick of this.Every year I put on this ridiculous red and white outfit,do all the work and end up with nothing"
Elf replies "now you know how fabergas felt"

[BrunaSpurs]

A primary school teacher explains to her class that she is a arsenal fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are arsenal fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Mary, why didn"t you raise your hand?"

"Because I"m not a arsenal fan Miss, " she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a arsenal fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a tottenham fan, and proud of it, " Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, are you a tottenham fan?"

"Because my mum is a tottenham fan, and my dad is a tottenham fan, so I"m a tottenham fan too!"

"Well, " said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a tottenham fan. You don"t have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad Ran away, what would you be then?"

"Then I"d be a arsenal fan Miss."