...hence the gentlemans club... ooh er missus lol!
In most countries the practice of neurological communication is illegal, so what is currently being reported in the West coast of Norway has shocked senior members of the neurologists society. According to sources in the area a man known only as 'Senga' is connecting the neurons from a one hundred and eighty year old Oak, in the forest of Fronagest, directly to those of Tottenham Hotspurs' Chairman, Daniel Levy.
The reports are so far being dismissed by the club as sources close to Levy insist that the recent emission into a London Neurological Hospital is purely coincidence.
Senga claims that he has been able to source the thoughts from Levy's brain in the form of tabloid headlines. He is currently communicating the ideas through a memory display using the 'Impact' font.
"Redknapp threatens to quit if stars are sold"
"United sign Bale, Modric and Huddlestone for an undisclosed fee"
"Redknapp quits as Spurs sale Bale"
"Levy gets slaughtered"
"Fans back Redknapp"
"Spurs beat Plymouth to resign Bent"
"ENIC sell Tottenham"
"Cappello quits as England boss"
"Redknapp takes England job"
"Lennon blasts his 34th of the season as Tottenham see off Bury in the forth round"
"Big Sam fails as Spurs do down"