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      Imagine you are out with the lads and meet some girl, one thing leads to another and your back at hers.

      She asks if you have any protection and you bring our your Tottenham branded condoms.

      Its enough to make any woman quiver with excitement.

      Then you decide to start a relationship but you work away, you decide to buy he a vibrator.

      Your vibrator of choice is the Wilson Placiboss. Its big and mean and is rough to the touch.
      You then go away but make the mistake of the Arron Lennon Vibrator, its small, quick but the end product is a bit of a dissapointment.


      What do you all think? should I email Mr Levy with my ideas?
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      Considering the misses is a bindipper i doubt it would have the desired effect and could possibly cost me dearly , So providing you are solely on the look out for a yid bird then their maybe a short sales pitch haha
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      Quote Originally Posted by RiverWire View Post
      Considering the misses is a bindipper i doubt it would have the desired effect and could possibly cost me dearly , So providing you are solely on the look out for a yid bird then their maybe a short sales pitch haha
      Well it could be open to all teams. I might write a letter to all club owners with my idea.

      Fatboy sex toys TM is a un-registered trademark and any reproduction means your an Arsenal fan. Oh and a gimp.
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      ,..your a sick bastard fat boy..



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      id sooner buy spurs sex toys than bloody blackburn aftershave, ill draw up some sketches
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      Just release a similar drug to viagra but call it "GLORY GLORY" instead.
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      As seen as our badge has a cock on it, then why not?

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      Better not buy the Peter Crouch.
      Long but a bit shit.

      Or a Gomes Condom.
      Works well most of the time keeping the strong sperm out but lets the crap one in! 9th months later you've got Jermain Jenas!





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      defo worth a shot on dragons den?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Javi View Post
      Just release a similar drug to viagra but call it "GLORY GLORY" instead.
      didnt you hear that they have stopped selling it with the brand name? they are just going to use the drug name in future;

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