poems

[thfcire]

A woman's poem :

Before i lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome ,
smart and strong,
Who loves to listen all night long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call not wait for weeks,
I pray he's rich and self employed,
and when i spent won't get annoyed,
Pull out my chair and hold my hand,
Massage my feet and always understand.

A mans poem
I pray for a deaf mute gymnast nymphomaniac,
with big tits and a fanny as tight as a mouses waist coat,
Who owns a pub, likes the taste of cum ,
And occasionally takes it in the arse,
This doesn't even rhyme but who gives a **** poetry's for Girls

[Irish Yid Pavlyuchenko]

Cracker Ire. . . Well found.. Although I wouldn't doubt you made it up Wouldn't go down well with the wemon eh ? xD