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    I will put this here cause it's where it belongs now

    Relegation Races

    They all went down to Anfield
    Twas on the 3rd of May
    Hoping God would smile on them
    Upon the Sabbath day
    Proud as punch in stripey shirts
    Cream of the Geordie nation
    Ganning along to Liverpool
    To see the relegation

    Chorus:
    Oh me lads, you should've seen them crying
    Watching the shambles on the pitch
    Premier dreams a'dying
    All the lads and lasses there
    All had gloomy faces
    Ganning doon to the Championship
    With aal of Shearer's aces

    Now way back in September
    They told a different tale
    Keegan's second coming?
    How could the buggers fail?
    But then along came Dennis Wise
    Who dared to travel norf
    Kevin didn't like the tw*t
    And quickly buggered orf!

    Oh me lads! I think they need a genie
    Owen unfit, Xisco's sh*t
    and what of Collocini?
    Given's a great keeper
    but he left the sinking ship
    And Harper will be canny good
    Doon in the Championship

    Now after Keegan scarpered
    They all cried in their beer
    But fear not, up next they got
    Good old Joe Kinnear
    He fuc*ing came and fuc*ing got
    the c*nts to play their best
    Then who'd a fuc*ing thought it
    fuc*ing cardiac arrest

    Oh me lads, the bugger’s in the Freeman
    Ashley's scared
    to watch a game
    The fans are all a steamin'
    And I will not apologise
    for nasty tasteless quips
    It'll do the buggers good to be
    doon in the championship

    With poor Joe confined to bed
    For his recuperation
    They wondered who could be the man
    To save the 'Geordie Nation'
    Who could turn this team around
    Before they turned to violence?
    Hughton got the nod and came out
    To the sound of silence

    Oh me lads! I'm ganna chuck me seat in
    The mackems beat us at their place
    And now we've had to cheatin'
    Then aal the toon went on the hoy
    And got themselves all plastered
    And raised a glass to Taylor who’s
    A cheating diving b*stard!

    Ashley looked around and saw
    the damage that they’d done
    He’d lost a couple of hundred mill
    For every game they’d won
    He sank another pint in one
    And had a revelation
    Mary Poppins is the one
    To save the Geordie Nation

    Oh me lads! The Toon are aal but dead
    Obafemi’s injured (or at least that’s what he said)
    Ah can’t believe with Alan boss,
    We haven’t got much higher
    Or is he just like Keegan
    Just another false messiah

    Oh me lads! The Toon are in the clarts
    No more trips to Anfield
    Now it’s off to foreign parts
    Tell aal the cheeky mackems
    That this story isn’t over
    Follow the Toon Army AND……
    We’ll watch Doncaster Rovers!


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    Mate = for years the makems have been gettin grief from the barcodes , today is a massive day in the North East = i have many friends there and here . Big Sam must be p!ssin himself now - and rightly so , - Mike Ashley thought he was bigger than the club he bought - now his pockets will pay the price of his arrogance . By the way , the friends i have are toons fans .



    I'm sorry a comical thing just jumped into my head

    OK - OK = IT WAS THE TOON HAVING TO PLAY ON THE CARTOON CHANNEL

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    bit late had problems with the laptop viruses of dunno know what what a night sunday was so many gloomy faces up here nearly **** my self laughting so much

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfball63 View Post
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    Mate = for years the makems have been gettin grief from the barcodes , today is a massive day in the North East = i have many friends there and here . Big Sam must be p!ssin himself now - and rightly so , - Mike Ashley thought he was bigger than the club he bought - now his pockets will pay the price of his arrogance . By the way , the friends i have are toons fans .



    I'm sorry a comical thing just jumped into my head

    OK - OK = IT WAS THE TOON HAVING TO PLAY ON THE CARTOON CHANNEL
    it was a massive day and yes it was great to see the unwashed have finally pissed off out of this leauge

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