I'm sorry but.........

[Rivron]

....I couldn't help but laugh at this. Were Unatted's medical staff on vacation when DeGea had his medical?

Manchester United's error-prone David de Gea may need eye surgery | Football | The Guardian

[BlueCrew LA]

....I couldn't help but laugh at this. Were Unatted's medical staff on vacation when DeGea had his medical?

Manchester United's error-prone David de Gea may need eye surgery | Football | The Guardian

It's not like good vision is something that a GK needs or anything.

[Javi]

Hope he does not get the same guys who worked on Chris Foy and Mark Clattenburg.

[Rivron]

Hope he does not get the same guys who worked on Chris Foy and Mark Clattenburg.

Which reminds me of one of our late great comedians. And reasonably well-known in the U.S.

[AmericanHotspur]

Hope he does not get the same guys who worked on Chris Foy and Mark Clattenburg.

I'd imagine they go to the same team eye doctor, as they're all under contract at United

[Javi]

I'd imagine they go to the same team eye doctor, as they're all under contract at United

Rep for you for getting it and continuing the joke.

[Rivron]

I remember reading a story about the legendary trainer and handler, Lou Duva. Can't remember which fight it was but after a particularly arduous round his fighter came back to the corner complaining that he had double vision.

To which Lou replied:"Just hit the guy in the middle"

[Fatboyyid]

I remember reading a story about the legendary trainer and handler, Lou Duva. Can't remember which fight it was but after a particularly arduous round his fighter came back to the corner complaining that he had double vision.

To which Lou replied:"Just hit the guy in the middle"

I think that was Rocky 3 when he was fighting Mr T

[liam]

Ian Botham (A former cricket player) once played a test match for England and was still pissed when batting and scored 100 runs. When interviewed years later he said he was drunk and could see 3 of the balls coming at him everytime so he just hit the middle one.

[AnfieldRed]

So what was the excuse for stealing donuts then?

[Yidington]

Were Unatted's medical staff on vacation when DeGea had his medical?

I'd bet they holiday at the same resort our Medical Team's Hamstring specialists have been going to for the past 10 years!

[Fatboyyid]

I'd bet they holiday at the same resort our Medical Team's Hamstring specialists have been going to for the past 10 years!

Incompetence island.

[US_Spurs_Fan]

This is just stupid. This has absolutely nothing to do with his performance on the pitch. Having laser eye surgery won't help him to see any better than he does now, he will just have the same level of vision as he does now he just won't need contacts anymore.

They are just trying to deflect blame from him for playing like crap to keep from completely destroying any shred of confidence he has left.

[Fatboyyid]

Maybe we should say Gomes has a bone problem which causes his useless flapping

[Gashead_Yiddo]

Maybe we should say Gomes has a bone problem which causes his useless flapping

Gomes wears contacts as well.

I wonder if many other keepers do. Or if this does actually explain all these errors from the likes of Gomes and De Gea.