Thread: Niko Kranjčar

Niko can turn straight men, Roscono!!

I found this blog on 'Cocks to the West' (another Spurs fan site).

Cock of the Week – Niko Kranjcar!

Oh he’s soooo yummy. Look at him. Go to google now, type in his name, click ‘images’ and just look at him. Now… I’m a heterosexual man, but jesus, if this guy ain’t straightbait I don’t know who is. And he isn’t a bad footballer either.
When we bought him for what now is clearly a paultry £2m I was aware that Niko was a competent player with a bit of flair. What I didn’t realise was that he was a footballer who, when on form, can control a football match at will. His two goals against Man City, and the persistence paid assist for Crouch’s first against Blackburn meant that there could be no other choice for this week’s award. His second goal against City was class as well.
Now that Modric is returning to full fitness it is difficult to see where he is going to fit in. It’s a far cry from the sh*t your pants feeling when Luka’s leg break was first announced. If Redknapp can find a way for these two to play together then we could see one of the most exciting Spurs teams in decades (and it isn’t quite as simple as saying they play together for Croatia as neither player is going to the world cup.) That said it’s a brilliant position to be in where we have a player of Modric’s ability but don’t necessarily miss his creativity (Wolves game aside).
in recent weeks I’ve watched more reruns of Kranjcar’s performances against Everton, Villa, and City than I have porn. My girlfriend is happy about that. I’m happy about that; I don’t agree with the exploitation of women, but accept that society deems it important. That said, I’d exploit Kranjcar in any way he wants, whenever he wants. Call me, Niko!!

It's true.. I mean - look at his passes, technique, goals, goal attempts, ability to make a lot of headache in 18yd box etcetc... He will definitely turn straight men into gay!