The Anti-Arsenal, Fan Forum Watch, Piss Taking Thread

[Justinyidarmy]

Their fans are the worst by a fookin mile.

I want them to sell white dippers shirts next season with a DIY Stanley knife to dye them red themselves!!!

I categorically dispise them more than any other fan. I don't dispose the goons, that has turned to pitty more recently. I liken them to the Spammers now!!!

Oh that'll hurt them tomorrow.

"yeah your club are akin to West-Ham"!!!

I feel the same, I look at the scum and its just complete pity, they are like the ugly bird at the end of the night in the pub who goes home with nobody you might have a quick word while your buying a pint to try and perk em up for being such a ugly cnut (unless your gareth bale is a yid in which case your taking em home for a bit of pig in a pork) but as far as dipper fans are concerned I literally detest em, they are clueless know fook all about football and want everyone to feel bad for them like we owe them something and the delusion they spew is beyond anything I have ever experienced.

['Nixspur]

I have a scouser who comes in my shop. He's fookin hard work I can tell you but I take his money and smile every time, especially if I've over charged him.
I've another who lives opposite and he's full of it when they're winning but when they're losing he all of a sudden becomes a passionate rugby fan or something else. Needless to say he's been to Anfield fewer times than I've shagged the pope.

As since by definition he can't have gone to Anfield a negative number of times, you must be implying that he has, at a minimum, been zero times. For zero to be fewer than x, x must be at least one. I can only assume this means you've rogered the pontiff.

I guess my question is: How was he?

[Greavsy'sLoveChild]

As since by definition he can't have gone to Anfield a negative number of times, you must be implying that he has, at a minimum, been zero times. For zero to be fewer than x, x must be at least one. I can only assume this means you've rogered the pontiff.

I guess my question is: How was he?

Scousers live in a parallel universe where reality is not as it is here. It is therefore possible in his world to have been to Anfield less than zero times. As for the pope and a horizontal mambo, sorry but my carnal knowledge of the former Hitler Youth is nil.

[perstrame]

"Uncle Mike wrote:

Haruko the Goon wrote:Gareth Bale 1-0

We need a fast winger with skill like that.

We have one. Diaby.

Bale is overrated."


Saying Diaby is better than Bale...WTF.

[corroded]

Man that last three pages made me laugh like a mother****er. Especially the very last comment (as of now)... Phil Jones and Wilshere next summer would be great. The chances of anyone buying Phil Jones is zero. We've got more chance of buying Robin Van Persie.

Though I am now washing my eyes out with soap to get the goon out.

[grottim]

I'm not going to go on there as its just to red for my liking BUT....... Arteta better than Modric? What!!!

Rose tinted glasses spring to mind!

rose tinted? He must be wearing f*cking stevie wonder glasses the thick c*nt

[Yidington]

I particularly enjoyed:

"They've had a piss easy fixture list, they haven't played any of the big boys yet"

Man Utd away
Man City home
Liverpool home
Arsenal home
Newcastle () away
Chelsea home

Nope none of the 'big boys' at all. Deluded goon (unts

[grottim]

it's funny reading this and them saying the scum had a brilliant start to the season and you're sitting there thinking hang on a minute arsenal had a shit start.

[weirddave]

Who the f!!! put that forum together?!! a f!!!ing 4 year old?!!

Well that is Arsene Wenger's team after all!

[weirddave]

LOVE the post where A.M. member 'Gervais' just gives a post an emoticon with a confused, blank stare.
Sums it up for me:

Gervais (Lobby Member) on Yesterday, 10:35 pm

Uncle Mike wrote:

EvelynWilliams wrote:Bale>>>>>>>>Gerboue
Parker = Song
Modric>>>>Arteta
VDV>>>Ramsey
Walcott > Lennon
RVP>>Adebayor

Song far better than dimwit Parker.
Arteta better than Modric.
Ramsey better than van der Vaart, who needs his hand to score.

I suppose you also think Friedel is better than Szczesny?

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[THFCTB]

As much as I'm enjoying the hilarious in-fighting between Gooners here, I just want to interject.

I'm not here to gloat, I've been a Spurs fan, and a football fan long enough to know that it will only come back to bite you on the arse.

We look good at the minute, but ultimately, you are Arsenal, and you will be there, or thereabouts come May.

Leaving the matches today aside, I just want to say the Uncle Mike is the Arsenal fan that Tottenham fans love.

Honestly mate, you are hilarious, and a complete embarrassment to your club.

I'm all for positivity and belief, but your ridiculous summation of the current Arsenal - Tottenham comparison is a joke.

1 - As has been pointed out by the real Arsenal fans here, to say Arteta is better than Modric is literally a joke. There is no comparison. Likewise your Ramsay over VDV opinion is laughable.
The Song v Parker one is closer, and TBH, I haven't even decided.

2 - Your assessment of the match between us at WHL earlier in the season is just as silly. According to you the only reason we won was because of a VDV handball, well personally, I didn't think it was handball, but then I wouldn't, but leaving that aside you have completely forgotten the gilt edged chances Spurs missed. Gervinho missed one too, but if all of the clear cut chances were taken, it still would have finished 4-2 minimum to Spurs.

3 - You need to stop talking about England, you are out of your depth mate.
I agree with PinkGunnerGirl, it's preposterous to say a Scot should manage us, and it highlights just how out of touch you are with football on this island. It can never happen.

4 - Far be it for me to defend Arsenal, but your suggestion that they aren't an English team is ridiculous. I live in London, and much as I hate Arsenal, they are not only English, but very much a London team. You are speaking of things you know nothing about.

5 - On the whole 'England' thing, I see you are one of those foreign 'fans' who likes to stick the boot in to England when you get the chance "England has **** managers", "England are mid table" "England can't beat the US" etc etc - Well mate, if you are such an American patriot, why the hell aren't you supporting Chicago Fire, or DC United, or whatever team comes from your no-mark redneck town? Why is it you choose to support a team from thousands of miles away in England, a country you clearly like taking the piss out of and don't respect?

Carry on Uncle Mike, you are great value for Tottenham fans, your ridiculous bias is hilarious, but you should know that your comments over the last few pages are like food for rival fans, and believe me, rival fans do look at this board.

I fully expect a few of your recent posts to be quoted on Tottenham boards Worldwide, and believe me people are laughing at you.

You do realise you are the quotable pantomime knob?

Please, please me that THFC Troll is a member of this forum. My Member of the Year vote is going to him!

[AmericanHotspur]

"Uncle Mike wrote:
No, I said that next season (2012-13), Arsenal would win the League and Spuds would get relegated. In other words, Spuds would be in the Championship for 2013-14."

I think our friend Gareth Bale is a Yid may have found a new place to troll... This guy cannot be serious.

[BlueCrew LA]

I really can't stand reading most of their dribble. It's like most of them are abit on the slow side. That mike guy is hilarious though, my favourite being:

Uncle Mike (Forum Member) on Today, 10:27 pm

KingThierry wrote:No surprise seeing the seething mugs in here

Spurs have a better squad than us now and will finish above us...deal with it

No they will not. With our January acquisitions, Redknapp going to prison, and their financial collapse, they'll fall apart. And in another year, they'll be watching us raise the trophy of a Premier League they won't even be IN the next season.

News to me....

Arsenal fans seriously are clueless.

If you'd rank the teams least likely to have a financial collapse even in extreme circumstances we'd be near the top, this is just funny.

[Siberian Dreamer]

They are second in delusion next to the dippers, still... Liverpool fans are absolutely mental as is proved by them genuinely believing Suarez is the Prems best player and better than RVP. At least there are some voices of reason on there.

[Musashi]

The Song being better than Parker is a serious belief amongst the Gooners, from talking with the lot of them. Even the more realistic ones think Song has the potential to be the best holding midfielder in the world. I didn't really bother to debate with them if they can't see Song can't win half of his tackles without fouling the opposition.